WordPress has a widget that filters out spam comments, so they never make it onto my actual blog posts. Sometimes I read them for fun before deleting them.

Some of them are hilarious.

Some of them are not even trying.

They make me giggle, so I thought I’d share them and mock them for your amusement.

1. “Does your blog have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it.”

There is a contact link in the menu bar on every page of the site. How did you manage to comment on a post if you can’t find that?

2. “Do you ever blog about writing?”

Nope. Never.


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3. Just a long list of random links to product sites with “Click here!”

No.


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4. “I wish to clutch your RSS.”

I…really don’t think I’m comfortable with that.


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5. “It seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.”

The post you commented on does not contain any videos. Try again.


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6. “This blog looks just like my old one! Same layout!”

OMG WE SHOULD BE BESTIES!


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7. “I have learn this publish and if I mayy jujst I want to counsel you few fascinating thongs or tips.”

I don’t think you know how spell. If spell how you no know, ur tips think I don’t want.


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8. “These spoons last a long time and they do melt or warp.”

Either you need new spoons, or you’re in the matrix. Also, your spam comment didn’t link to anything, so why are you talking about spoons?


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9. “We’re a gaggle of volunteers and opening a brand new scheme in our community.”

“Scheme” and “gaggle.” Um…


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10. “i know how to make your blogging easier, do you know that you can copy any content from any page, make it 100% unique and pass copyscape test?”

Right, because people who blog original content are ALWAYS looking for ways to start plagiarizing.


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What are your favorite spam comments that you’ve seen? Share in the comments! And to spammers, keep ’em coming. I enjoy the LOLz as I click “delete permanently.”

Happy holidays, everyone! See you in the new year!

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