So for some reason, my last post of the top 10 derpy spam comments on my blog attracted a lot of new spam comments, some of which are hilarious. For your amusement, I present the next top 10 derpy spam comments, complete with snark!

1. Send your collegiate-bound kid off with the top tech gear of 2009.

So that would be what, a flip phone and a thirty-pound laptop?

2. naturally like your web-site but you need to check the spelling on quit a few of your posts.

(left on a post about Finding Editors)

There is so much irony I can’t even.


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3. Typically, mice now possess a number of of distinctive kinds of sensors to detect movement: optical and laser.

You breed laser-shooting rodents? I would like four.

4. I was еxtremely poeaѕed tο disϲover this page.

I hate it when I get poeased. Don’t worry, a soda and a couple hours of Guitar Hero clear that right up.

5. You must need business security camera for that different aspects.

I’m good. I just ordered some laser-shooting mice.


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6. This is kind of off-topic, but I was wondering what blog platform you use for your site.

I would believe you if you weren’t the eleventy-ninth person to post this exact same comment and your username wasn’t an ad for handbags.


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7. Hurrah, that’s what I was looking for, what a stuff!

I am definitely using “what a stuff!” as my new expression of joy. Thank you, spammer, for this most delightful blessing.


“WHAT A STUFF!”

8. ӏtѕ cߋncerning the spinster try оut telephone banter family Νumbers, silly!

…what.

9. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! However, how can we communicate?

We can communicate better if you learn to use proper sentences.


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10. You are so intelligent. You understand therefore considerably with regards to this topic.

This was posted on “Weapon of the Week: Chairs.” That post included these pictures:

Your definition of intelligence concerns me.

Hope these gave you a laugh, readers! Happy Wednesday!

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6 thoughts on “The Next Top 10 Derpy Sp@m C0mm3nt5

    1. My husband’s best guess is that #8 means: “It’s hard for spinsters to get the guts to call family members and chitchat on the phone.” Which still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense as a comment. XD

  1. I thought #2 was the best until we got to the chairs….oh my XD that’s great! Of which…I should probably read that article about using chairs as weapons…my current book has an attack/panicking mob scene in an auditorium filled with folding chairs….

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