5:23 am: Your boss barges into your home, shakes you awake, and demands to know why you’re late for work. You tell him you start at seven. He says “not today” and assigns you a task. Bleary-eyed and exhausted, you get started. 6:30 am: Boss tears up everything you’ve completed over the last hour, then … Continue reading This Is What Being A Parent Feels Like
Image source http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wall I’ve just started reading Sabriel by Garth Nix. I’m not far into it enough to comment on the story’s overall quality, but I came across something early on. The land is divided. By a big-ass wall. Separating the north from the south. And now I’m finally asking somebody to explain to me: … Continue reading Why Are There So Many Big Walls in Fantasy Novels?
Perhaps an alien with strange taste buds is growing in my tummy. Explains why I now puke on sight of foods that once were yummy. Perhaps it is a gravity well, a force that never falters, dragging me to kneel before the porcelain altar. Perhaps it is a rocket ship searching for new frontiers that's … Continue reading Ode to Morning Sickness
So for some reason, my last post of the top 10 derpy spam comments on my blog attracted a lot of new spam comments, some of which are hilarious. For your amusement, I present the next top 10 derpy spam comments, complete with snark! 1. Send your collegiate-bound kid off with the top tech gear … Continue reading The Next Top 10 Derpy Sp@m C0mm3nt5
WordPress has a widget that filters out spam comments, so they never make it onto my actual blog posts. Sometimes I read them for fun before deleting them. Some of them are hilarious. Some of them are not even trying. They make me giggle, so I thought I'd share them and mock them for your … Continue reading Top 10 Derpy Spam Comments